Eat your heart out

Enjoy .
arrests:

Elizabeth Taylor, by Andy Warhol

arrests:

Elizabeth Taylor, by Andy Warhol

parthaert:

andy warhol // silkscreen // knives

parthaert:

andy warhol // silkscreen // knives

disorder:

why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum

(via ruinedchildhood)

naturallysepia:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this

Nah my friend bought this when we went to America an literally read it out loud to us all an the teachers in a restaurant and it was fabulous 😂😂😂😂

naturallysepia:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

Nah my friend bought this when we went to America an literally read it out loud to us all an the teachers in a restaurant and it was fabulous 😂😂😂😂

(Source: m3lodigression, via hexafluorides)